Playing their first Test since losing the Ashes 4-0 in Australia, England were dismissed in 20.4 overs in an hour and 35 minutes at Eden Park, Auckland.
They slipped to 27-9 before number nine Craig Overton’s unbeaten 33 took them past their previous lowest total of 45.
Trent Boult took 6-32 and Tim Southee 4-25 as five batsmen made ducks, equalling England’s record.
Boult, in particular, and Southee utilised swinging conditions with the pink ball after New Zealand won the toss in the first day-night Test to be played in the country.
But the technique of England’s batsmen was horribly exposed, with Mark Stoneman the only other player to reach double figures.
The tourists became only the fifth side to be bowled out in the first session of a Test.
Former England spinner Graeme Swann told BBC Test Match Special: “It’s been awful from ball one. Too many were out playing airy fairy drives.
“It’s a perfect storm and it felt unstoppable. It felt like there was going to be a wicket every ball.”
England drew both two-day warm-up matches before the two-Test series, having played four Twenty20s in Australia and New Zealand and five one-day internationals in New Zealand since the Ashes ended in January.
BBC cricket correspondent Jonathan Agnew said: “You have to look at the lack of preparation. This is rusty. Alastair Cook was out lambing a few weeks ago.
“Don’t blame the conditions. Don’t blame the pink ball. There were a lot of mistakes made by England’s batsmen.
“Nearly all the batsmen are walking after playing a shot. These are technical errors. It’s loose cricket.” (Courtesy BBC)